About Valet
Hey, I’m Valet Parker—your all-around girl next door, but with a lot more sass and some serious gaming skills. I build arcades, love B-movies and obscure media, and have a dark sense of humor that’ll either make you laugh or question your life choices. If you’re into inappropriate memes and love a good contradiction, we’ll probably get along. I role-play a mean Velma, secretary, or teacher—but if you try to out-dominate me, I’ll high-five your face instead.
Physically, I’ve got long red hair down to my waist, a 34DD, a super small waist, and a butt you could bounce a quarter off of. Not for everyone, but if you’re up for it, I’m Vegas’s original double entendre, ready to keep you on your toes. Ready player one?
Xo,
Valet
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★ Rates for longer dates and other options, including Role Play/Cosplay, Ménage à trois, Fly Me To You, and more can be found on Valet’s website.